How is that Helping?!

A direct quote from my big brother Bob:

"I saw your spider... It’s called a wolf spider and it’s carnivorous. I had one stare me down and then proceed to bite my toe once."

That's not helping!!

Kat's New Roommate...

Yeah, so - um, if my hair is looking a little DRY, or you have been asking yourself, "Why is Kat ALWAYS LATE?" then - this might help explain...

Not sure if the bottle of conditioner shows clearly how freakin' HUGE this biyatch is. Can you SEE her FANGS?


YUCK!!!!!!!

Attention all Future Roommates - a discount on your rent will be provided if YOU take care of these issues on your beloved landlord's behalf!

And, hello, Tuggles?? You will eat RANDOM stuff in the yard, but you SLEEP through your momma's shrieking? This spider would practically be an entire MEAL for you! Get your fuzzy butt out of bed!

Ok, Tell Me the Truth - How Gay Does it Look?

And, I can say that, because some of my best friends are gay. In fact, some of my ex-boyfriends are now gay, so I'm extra-qualified!

But WHY would the boys at Les Schwab ask a girl whether she wanted the white part of her new tires facing out if ONLY OLD MEN WHO DRIVE CADILLACS ever say yes? I was set-up...

I was SO excited, too... I thought, HOW CLEVER! I happened to choose a tire that matches my car's paint job! White car, white stripes... MAN, the grief I got at work today...

Now it's a matter of principle. I can't change the tires now! That would be like admitting defeat. So what if NO OTHER CAR ON THE ROAD has a white stripe?

I ROCK... I am a unique individual. I am woman, hear me roar... MEOW!

2006 Dolphin Drop to benefit the Boys & Girls Clubs of Ada County!

Dolphins? What Dolphins? All I know is I got to spend the day with the CUTEST LIL BUG in the world!

Tick, tock, tick, tock - is that someone's CLOCK ticking? ;o)

Eva's Baby Shower

Whew! I assisted three fabulous ladies (Rebecca, Anjy and Robyn) in throwing my first Baby Shower... not the first Baby Shower I have ever attended, but my first as co-coordinator! And I am proud to say that there were NO. DIRTY. DIAPER. GAMES!! None!

Naturally my proudest moment came when my first set of CUPCAKES actually turned out pretty yummy! (Thanks for the help, Kim!) Note the cute accessories - I may not be a strong baker, but I can sure EMBOSS party favors to stick onto each baked good! Before that, all I was known for was jello shots!

The proud Mama-to-be... isn't she gorgeous?? Congratulations, Eva and Joe! I can't wait to meet the baby in just a few short weeks!

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No Good Deed Goes Unpunished?

I'm pretty proud of myself and my co-workers - we've really pulled through for a local organization: http://www.nhsid.org/

The kids have been great - it's like a mini-Peace-Corps-experience each day!