Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Ok, Tell Me the Truth - How Gay Does it Look?

And, I can say that, because some of my best friends are gay. In fact, some of my ex-boyfriends are now gay, so I'm extra-qualified!

But WHY would the boys at Les Schwab ask a girl whether she wanted the white part of her new tires facing out if ONLY OLD MEN WHO DRIVE CADILLACS ever say yes? I was set-up...

I was SO excited, too... I thought, HOW CLEVER! I happened to choose a tire that matches my car's paint job! White car, white stripes... MAN, the grief I got at work today...

Now it's a matter of principle. I can't change the tires now! That would be like admitting defeat. So what if NO OTHER CAR ON THE ROAD has a white stripe?

I ROCK... I am a unique individual. I am woman, hear me roar... MEOW!

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